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    Posted by bluehairbob on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 3:12 PM
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    Posted by bluehairbob on Thursday, April 03, 2008 2:44 PM
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    Where have you been for the past year?

    Wow, my last post to this blog was over a year ago!  It doesn't mean I haven't written anything - just that I have been busy in other places.  When my servers went down last fall, I had to move everything and didn't have a good place to host the blogs - until now.  Everything is back up and running and the blogs are coming back.

    Most of my writing for the past year has been at www.clickertraining.com under the username BlueHairBob.  That's where all of my animal training articles are.

    I have a few new websites I have been working on as well.  Take a look at I Have A Parrot.  There you can find info about parrot training workshops I am teaching in conjunction with Kelly Ballance.  I Have A Dog is coming soon.

    For Parrot adoptions, education, and supplies, check out Birds Paradise in Hillsboro, Oregon.

    I will get back to writing more regularly here very soon - I haven't forgotten you.

    Bob


    Categories: Dogs | Parrots
    Posted by bluehairbob on Thursday, April 03, 2008 2:01 PM
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    I asked for a Parrot - and I got one!

    So, about a week ago, my Mom says that she is finally getting a dog - a puppy. She has never really paid much attention to my dog training abilities before, but now that she is getting one, she has noticed my dog Jack - Jack is as well behaved as a dog with his energy level can be and he is smart...but mostly, he is trained. He will run through an impressive array of tricks and behaviors and learns new stuff fast. Right now he is working on ringing a bell to go outside, tapping his bowl for food, and barking at the sink for water - it makes it much easier on us when he tells us specifically what he wants.

    My Mom, has noticed...and she has noticed that it is deliberate training and that even my 5th grader can get new behaviors quickly using "clicker training". She asked to borrow some videos and books and I gave her a clicker and she agreed that she will let me teach her to work with her new puppy.

    It got me thinking, my childhood dream, like all kids, was to be an animal trainer. [My wife says that is not the dream of all little kids - in fact, we have asked several people and none of them ever dreamed of being an animal trainer - apparently their parents didn't take them to the zoo and the circus and the wild animal park and the Sea World enough!] I started to think, "I have been training dogs for 23 years - it is time to move on to ... DOLPHINS!" Actually, my first thought was parrots. We talked over dolphins as a family though - my son had several innovative ideas for keeping a dolphin in the back yard, but in the end, they weren't as practical as they seemed once we did the careful analysis.

    So about week ago, I saw a parrot supply store on the way home from church and stopped in to visit the birds available for adoption at Birds Paradise in Hillsboro. We stayed about a half hour - my son and I did, my wife stayed in the car.

    My wife and son didn't really want a parrot, but I started taking them to the pet store to visit them anyway and they started to warm up to the idea and I started reading books and researching the web. On Thursday, I went back to Birds Paradise and talked to the owner, Karen, for an hour or so. She told me to decide what kind of bird I wanted and that it would probably be available - there are lots of birds available.

    What kind or parrot did I want? Well, I had already ruled out Lovebirds - they almost never talk. Amazons and Macaws and Cockatoos are awfully big - I wanted a medium sized parrot. But, like so many things in my life, this parrot thing felt more and more like a God thing - I was starting to feel like God wanted me to have a parrot - so, I told Karen, "Most likely, you will be somewhere and you will see a bird, and somehow you will just know that it is supposed to be mine." We left it at that. She seemed a little surprised, but said that she guessed that could happen - she supposed.

    The next day, Friday night, we decided to celebrate the fact the our house did not blow up from the gas leak under the house (it was actually the thought of getting a parrot that prompted me to track down that faint gas smell and get it fixed) and my wife suggested that we go back to Petco and visit this little Sun Conure there. My son and wife both loved it and my son wanted to take it home with us - but it was way too expensive. We talked about it the rest of the night and I decided that a Sun Conure was what we wanted and that I would name him Coco and I started asking God to give us a way to get one - maybe "Attention Petco Shoppers: for the next 30 seconds, all Sun Conures are 90% off with your Petco card!"

    Saturday afternoon, my son and I were headed home and I asked if he wanted to go back to Birds Paradise to see the parrots there again. He did and talked again about how he wished we could get the one we saw last night - I told him about my plan to ask God for one. I thought we really had no reason to go back to Birds today and we had to go to a Petanque dinner that night and we should probably go right home, but I felt compelled to go see the birds - just for a minute. So we went. It took us about 10 minutes to get there.

    We got to the store and walked in and the owner was near the back.  As I looked toward the back of the store, there was a little Sun Conure - I pointed and blurted out,

    "Is he available for adoption?!?"

    Karen looked at me and smiled and said, "Well, I am not sure yet."

    "That is my parrot!", I said.

    "I thought so, " she said, "that is why I wasn't sure if he was still available :-). I thought he was already reserved for you. I was up in Washington picking up more rescue birds this morning and I saw him and immediately thought ' that is Bob's bird'. I told the woman who had him about you and she said, ' I think that is Bob's bird.' Then as soon as you saw him you said, ' that is my bird'. So, I am pretty sure that is your bird. He has been here 10 minutes."

    Wow, I get more and more used to the wonders of God, but it never gets less exciting - here's the rest of it: there's this woman up in Washington who apparently is know for taking in stray animals - people dump animals on her property. She once found a young horse left in her yard! A few days ago, she comes home and there is this baby Sun Conure with his cage and toys sitting on her porch - no note, nothing! Just the most beautiful little parrot and an expensive cage (I get to buy the cage at a fraction of the cost - "Attention Petco shoppers..."). She is in the midst of trying to raise money to rescue 50 sick parrots from a bad situation and the adoption fees and money for the cage will go toward helping these other birds. Karen goes up to see which birds she can bring down to her store - and there he is, my parrot!

    I called wife wife and she came down and the parrot loved her and we decided to put down the deposit.

    I planned to bring him home after Christmas - but that plan changed. I went and visited him on Sunday - and again on Monday. He seemed more and more stressed by the amount of activity and living with 20 other birds at the store and Karen agreed to let me pick him up last night. My cage isn't here yet so she loaned me one with everything I need until it gets here; I just bought food and paid the adoption.

    Normally, I think there is a bit more of a waiting period for new owners; the birds need to get to know you and you need to make sure a bird is right for you and you need to learn to care for the bird and all that takes a while - but in my case, I am reading the parrot owners textbook that everyone says is a must for serious parrot owners and everything else I can get my hands on and the parrot is just so obviously meant to be with me. He will be happier at home so why wait any longer.

    I brought him home last night - he was nervous and didn't eat much, but he did let me take him out a few times to be out of the cage. He slept quietly last night and this morning he was much more active. When I put my hand in the cage, he immediately jumped onto my finger so that I would take him out.
    Coco is home.


    Posted by bluehairbob on Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:21 PM
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    Didgeridoo Review

    I got my first didgeridoo yesterday - that may warrant some explanation...

    Actually, I received my son's first didgeridoo yesterday.  My own "didg" won't come till next week, the supplier was out of stock for the past week - actually, that may take some explanation too...

    The supplier for my didg was www.laoutback.com - a didgeridoo store in southern California.  Apparently, there has been a major explosion in demand for didgeridoos in the past 10 days - um, back up, that definitely needs some explanation...

    OK, recently, a Swedish medical journal reported findings on a fairly simple cure for Obstructive Sleep Apnea (OSA).  This is a condition whereby a person stops breathing during sleep and must wake up to start breathing again.  This can occur a hundred times an hour and results in the person never sleeping for more than 30 seconds at a time.  If you can imagine what that would be like, you can also probably imagine the kind of damage that could do to your body - in fact, it can kill you; it can cause strokes, organ damage, fibromialga symptoms, high blood pressure, and a bunch of other "very bad things".  The most effective cure appears to be learning to play the didgeridoo.  Patients in the study who were taught to play and who practiced daily showed a marked improvement.

    Playing the didg requires learning "circular breathing" which allows you to continue to blow air out while taking a breath in.  Apparently, this strengthens the very muscles that tend to collapse during sleep in OSA sufferers.

    Well, MSN.com wrote a story about the findings and listed a few US suppliers of didgeridoos and the stores have not been able to keep up with demand.

    My son's didg (he doesn't have OSA, but I do) came from www.didgeridoostore.com.  I ordered a basic PVC didg and 2 "learn to play" DVDs.  The didg was made in India - not an authentic Australian aboriginal artifact, but OK for a 10 year old to learn on. 

    The Learn to play Didgeridoo with Grahm Doe DVD is pretty good.  It has a good deal of info about different types of didgeridoos, how to form a beeswax mouthpiece, and playing lessons.  Grahm is easy to listen too and easy to watch.  It's a good DVD.

    The Play the Didgeridoo DVD with Tony Colley DVD is different.  Tony is an over-the-top Australian in the tradition of Yahoo Serious (from the movie Young Einstein).  He makes faces and weird noises - and he expects you to do the same!  After each section on instruction, there is a several minutes break in the DVD where you are supposed to practice - not a "pause the DVD and practice", but a "the DVD is just going to sit here for a few minutes unless you fast forward past the practice exercises".  There is no big history of the didg; no change of beautiful locations shot in the out back - just Tony standing on a sound stage making you play the didg.  And, his exercises to teach circular breathing are easy and seemingly fool-proof.

    My didg should be here late next week.


    Posted by bluehairbob on Thursday, November 02, 2006 3:24 PM
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    Living on the Edge - Bionicle Style

    My son likes Lego Bionicles. He has about 30. Recently, the company hired a new artist and writer to do the Bionicle comic books. They got someone who is more "edgey" and will bring "more drama" to the comic (for boys 6 - 11 years old!). My son hates it. He said to my wife, "I don't like the way they draw this now - What does edgey mean?"

    Here was her answer: "You know how Daddy says that there is a line and on one side is God and righteousness and goodness - and on the other side is the devil and sin? And that people choose how close to walk to the line and that it is better to walk as far away from the line going farther and farther toward goodness every step? And how many times we want to try to walk as close to the line as we can so that we can see and smell and taste sin, but not actually step in it? But it never works - walking close to the edge you always fall in. That is the edge. Being 'edgey' menas walking as close to the edge of darkness as you can because you think it is fun to get close to sin - you would go all the way if there were no consequences."

    It was the best description of "edgey" I ever heard. As I thought about it, I realized that in most cases, that is exactly what "edgey" means - it means coming close to darkness, sin, and evil - but trying not to actually cross the line. The idea that you can is a lie.

    My sons said, "They ruined Bionicles!" Yep, they did. "Edgey" ruins lots of things for people who want to walk away from the line - away from sin.

    Posted by bluehairbob on Thursday, February 09, 2006 3:25 PM
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    Jack found his voice...I need to lose mine.

    My dog has found his voice.  He has discovered that he can talk.  When body language doesn’t work, make some noise.  Night before last, he decided that maybe if he kept talking then I would get up and play with him – I mean, the house was dark, so I obviously wasn’t doing anything important and there was no reason that I couldn’t be up with him was there?

    Plan A: When Jack barks, get his leash, make him go outside and tell him to go potty.  
    Theory: He will get the idea that if he barks, he is expected to go and if he doesn’t have to go, he shouldn’t bark.
    Results: I get really frustrated; Jack lets me take him out 10 times; Jack doesn’t know why I am angry; I don’t get to sleep; Jack doesn’t get to play; nobody is happy.

    Plan B: When Jack is quiet, go back into the room and give him a treat.
    Theory: Jack will learn that being quiet at night is a really fun idea and he won’t bark after lights out (unless he has to go out).
    Results: Jack is quiet for a few minutes at a time; Jack gets lots of treats; Jack is happy; Bob is happy; after Bob goes to bed, Jack barks and barks because he still wants to play.

    Plan C: Get up, sleep in the chair, let Jack hang out a play, go to bed after he gets tired, and deal with it tomorrow.
    Theory: I am out of ideas and too tired to come up with a new one.
    Results: Jack is happy; Jack finally goes to bed and sleeps till dawn; Bob leaves for work late.

    Then, last night, the family discussed it and came up with a new plan.

    Plan D: Go to bed, let Jack bark and ignore him.
    Theory: Eventually Jack will decide that barking doesn’t help and he might as well be quiet.
    Results: Jack barks for 10 minutes and then is quiet.  He barks again at 3:00am for 1 minute then is quiet.  He wakes up at 7:00 am and is ready for breakfast.  Everybody is happy.

    Here is what I learned: Jack’s barking is like sin.  He does it because he thinks he will get something fun out of it.  If I ignore the unwanted behavior and reward the desired behavior, we all have more (appropriate) fun.

    If we feed sin by paying attention to it and giving in to it, it continues and gets worse.  However, if we starve sin by ignoring it and not giving in to it, it gets weaker and finally gives up.  I will train myself to ignore my “sin voice”.

    Posted by bluehairbob on Friday, October 28, 2005 6:00 PM
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    No more dogs at church

    At Portland Vineyard Church in Tigard, Oregon, it has been very common for people to bring their dogs to church.  One couple brings a golden retriever service dog they are training.  Some bring teacup sized Chihuahua mixes in their purses.  Some bring the rottweiler puppy that they are keeping from their latest breeding.  Some bring their family dog because the child only sees the dog (and that parent) on weekends.  Some bring their dog to Sunday school to be part of the lesson.

    The Pastor and I (and other church leaders) have talked about how much we enjoy the fact that people can bring their dogs to church.  We didn’t have a church policy about it – people just started doing it.  We have talked about having a special service for the animals just like they did on one episode of the British television comedy, “The Vicar of Dibley”.  In fact, the last time I preached, the title of the sermon was “What would Jesus dog do?”.  

    But, apparently those days are over – last week, the announcement was made, “No dogs at church”.  The reason is that many people are allergic to dogs and many people are frightened by dogs.  It is true that many people are cheered by having a dog around (even if they cannot have one at home themselves).  It is true that interaction with dogs often lowers blood pressure and makes people feel loved.

    But we do not want anyone to be uncomfortable because we had allowed dogs at church.  So for now, no more dogs.

    Posted by bluehairbob on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 3:34 PM
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    My son learned this from having a dog

    My 9 year old son said the other day, “Having a dog has changed the way I am with my friends.  I used to just do what they wanted even if I didn’t want to.  But now, I let them know what I want to do and if they want to do something else then I just decide if I am going to do it or not.  Sometimes I don’t do what they want – sometimes I do because I don’t have to have my own way all the time.  And it is best for me to decide what I am going to do even if it is their idea.”

    My son learned that from having a dog.  He is quite the young dog trainer.  He understands that he and the dog work together on behavior.  He has influence over the dog, but not control.  Sometimes the dog does what my son wants and sometimes the dog does what the dog wants and sometimes my son does what the dog wants.  The dog has influence, but not control.

    I would make an analogy to man and God, but there would be too many explanations and disclaimers and discussions of sovereignty and predestination and stuff.  You can think about it if you like.

    Posted by bluehairbob on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 3:28 PM
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    What I learned about God from Jack today.

    If you read “What would Jesus’ Dog Do?”, you know God teaches me stuff through my dog.  A friend of mine accuses me of engaging in “Natural Theology” but that isn’t it – I just see examples that illuminate scripture in a way that I understand.

    Here’s one: no matter what my dog (Jack the Goldendoodle [website]) has been doing (probably grabbing something that he isn’t supposed to and running off with it), no matter how naughty he has been acting, when he comes over and lays his head in my lap and wants to be with me I could care less what he was doing a few minutes before.  I don’t care if he was “bad” a minute ago; he is not being “bad” now.  I am happy whenever he is being good.  I don’t stay “mad” at him; I love him and if he wants to sit with me then I want to sit with him.

    The Bible says, “If we confess our sin He is faithful and righteous to forgive us our sin and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness” (I John 1:9) and “As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us” (Psalm 103:12) and “I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more” (Jeremiah 31:34).  

    How is it that God can say, “I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more”?  Does God forget?  Does He really not know my past sins?  I have wondered this for a long time – how does that work?  Now I know: when I turn from my sin and turn toward God, He is always happy that I am doing “good” and want to be with him.  Because He loves me and I am “in Christ”, He is not concerned with what I was doing, He likes what I am doing.  

    So, why have I felt that I cannot approach God until a suitable cooling off period has elapsed?  Do I need to give God time to forget my sin?  No, when I confess my sin and turn to Him, He is happy to see me.  I don’t want my dog to stay away from me because he feels guilty (though dogs do not feel guilt) or is afraid that I will be angry (dogs do get afraid that we will not be nice when they have done something that we treat them badly for doing) – and God does not want me to stay away because of something I did.  God wants me to be with Him – and the less time I spend doing something “bad” the better.

    Confess your sin; turn from your sin; be with God.

    Posted by bluehairbob on Friday, September 30, 2005 3:41 PM
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